Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
two words...techno handjob
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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