I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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