That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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