He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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