can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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