After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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