i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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