Ambien. No doubt about it.
Buhtt sex?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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