I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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