i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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