the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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