Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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