we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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