At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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