Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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