I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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