I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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