if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
