Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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