are you still at the devil's house?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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