Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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