You can't special order awesome
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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