So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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