I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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