So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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