At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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