i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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