Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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