She said her name was "party"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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