I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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