Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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