So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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