Where is the hickey?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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