Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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