She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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