who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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