I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Operation Purity has been aborted
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
false alarm, still single
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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