Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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