Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Pants are for mortals
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
