Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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