This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
operation harelip BJ is a go
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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