i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I skipped work to stalk him.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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