i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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