brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just cropdusted the office
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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