Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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