his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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