I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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