How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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