they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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