Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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