So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Drake has all the answers
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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