We should be called the Road Head Warriors
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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