some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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